Hey John, remember when that comedian reduce snowden to a dick pic – and the public got that we spy on everyone, now? Well we need you to do the same, for the Chinese spying on us. We need you to go out and say: they are reading your emails. The public will get the message then. Especially the classified ones.
Its all synced up with Hilary, and her email “manufactured scandal”. Its wrong for her to received emails from others who have mentioned classified info. But, its fine for you to know that the chinese read your emails, with classified material.
We need a quick win to help out whathisname in the UK, as they ramp up their snooper’s charter (in secret, this time). Tony in Koala-land is all on board, too.